Hi! My name is Jess, why ‘Jessiquoi’ then, you ask? Well, when I was a kid my little brother used to call me that, it sounded like ‘Jessic‑waaaah!’ when he was trying to get my attention.
When I got older I thought I’d be really clever and give it French spelling to make it sound like the phrase ‘that certain je ne sais quoi’. Now I’m That Certain Jessiquoi, you see? It’s OK. No one gets it.